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what do we want
when do we want them
remember that one time you called your teacher mom
where would you even begin to “celebrate white heritage”
do we even have a “heritage”
are you going to put mayonnaise on things that don’t need mayonnaise and watch jeff dunham specials on comedy central what
trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on
Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”
man girls are gorgeous
alright this could mean one of two things
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I don’t sing in the shower.
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