(Source: pizzaforpresident, via catholicnun)
(Source: misanthropicparty, via bceky)
what do we want
hearing aids
when do we want them
hearing aids
(via kanyewesticle)
[video]
remember that one time you called your teacher mom
(via bceky)
where would you even begin to “celebrate white heritage”
do we even have a “heritage”
are you going to put mayonnaise on things that don’t need mayonnaise and watch jeff dunham specials on comedy central what
(via clype)
(via icancelledquidditch)
(via syruppalin)
trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on
(via catholicnun)
Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”
(via kanyewesticle)
(via kanyewesticle)
(Source: karasratworld, via lacocaine)
I don’t sing in the shower.
I perform
(via orgasmic-humor)
(Source: lilbf, via kanyewesticle)
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
(Source: usesplashattack)
