omfg idek

lardypoison:

what do we want

hearing aids

when do we want them

hearing aids

dieceased:

remember that one time you called your teacher mom

yeezytaughtme:

where would you even begin to “celebrate white heritage” 

do we even have a “heritage”

are you going to put mayonnaise on things that don’t need mayonnaise and watch jeff dunham specials on comedy central what

drarna:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

joecroucher:

Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”

crywonk:

averytare:

man girls are gorgeous

alright this could mean one of two things

ivegottobethere:

I don’t sing in the shower.

I perform

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